axes

I tried to tell a story,

but,

I forgot all the words,

I forgot the word 'axe'.

What kind of

story

was I telling?

Well, you know,

a traditional one,

a fairy tale,

the kind that would have that sort of thing in it.

So I couldnt remember the word 'axe'.

So I asked:

1: what is that thing that people use to cut down trees?

2: chainsaws?

1: no. you know, canadians us them?

2: I am pretty sure canadians use chainsaws.

1: no, its not chainsaws that I am thinking of.

2: regular saws?

1: no, they are like a baseball bat but have metal at the end, vikings used them.

2: axes?

1: yes.