Thursday, August 29, 2013
I fear the world is becoming more unsanitary. Yes. Unsanitary. Yes, I fear it just might be, and I don't say that carelessly. For example, just this very morn I was out for a stroll around the lake, and as the sun was rising and bathing the waking world in orange light, I saw a man masturbating in the brush by the waters edge. I assume he reached completion because he let out a long heavy sigh and shuddered, and then, without washing his hands or using any kind of sanitizer, took a baguette from his tote and began to eat it! I was positively horrified!